Lighthearted Readings and Blessings

1. I Wanna Be Yours – by John Cooper Clarke

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Festiva I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat For those frequent rainy days I wanna be your dreamboat When you want to sail away Let me be your teddy bear Take me with you anywhere I don’t care I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter I will not run out I wanna be the electric heater You’ll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion Hold your hair in deep devotion Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean That’s how deep is my devotion I wanna be yours